none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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