But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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