there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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