Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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