Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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