I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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