Tell her she can't have a vagina
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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