Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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