So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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