i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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