FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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