She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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