Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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