No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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