spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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