We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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