let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Never joke about your clitoris.
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