Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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