how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
that's an acceptable place to lick
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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