This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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