that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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