they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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