Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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