he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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