My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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