I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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