Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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