Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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