im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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