Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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