He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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