Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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