I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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