Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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