I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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