And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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