It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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