I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Im just a social blackout drinker.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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