Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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