Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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