I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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