she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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