I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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