My pussy is not your playground.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Randomize