Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Barsexuality is the new black.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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