Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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