I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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