Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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