stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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