im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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