I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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