just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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