i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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