Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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