i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wish you could order shots online.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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