can we get nightvision for the apartment?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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