good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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