And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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