So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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