I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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