Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think I sprained my soul last night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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